"just a quick doodle :)"
-some amazing artist who just unwittingly crushed your dreams and entire soul (via toastoat)
Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames

fullmetal-dipshit:

i love the trend where people name their kids after things they can’t afford like “mercedes”, “chanel”, “bentley” etc because in a few years we gonna have a lotta infants named shit like “a college degree” and “rent”

notwifi:

when you have a sub and they try to teach the class

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h-e-i-s-e-n-b-e-r-g:

oh my god it just keeps getting better

h-e-i-s-e-n-b-e-r-g:

oh my god it just keeps getting better

lieutenantbites:

*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe

bigenderkanekiken:

*14 yos following me* *becomes nervous* i gotta step it up… i gotta be a Role Model

mom: can you do me a favor?
me: will you pay me?
mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

ifsheetswerestates:

yeah, you could say i’m a gamer

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i cannot believe i don’t get my schedule until the first day of college